Day 12: Something you don’t leave the house without..
Me – Okay, let me get my phone and we will go….
Me – Where is it?
Daughter – I saw Brayden with it.
Me – Brayden!!
Son – I don’t got it.
Me – We can’t leave till I find it.
Kids – Let’s go outside!
Me – Ugh! Where’s my frickin phone?!
Me – (thinks, maybe I should get on facebook and get someone to call it)
Daughter – Mommm…Brays in the car.
Son – (blowing the car horn)
Me – TELL HIM TO STOP!
Daughter – mmmk..
Me – (Look frantically for the phone in the same places over and over again)
Son – What mom!?
Me – DON”T YOU GET IN MY CAR AGAIN!
Me – Help me find the phone!
Daughter – (Standing in the same stop) I’ve looked everywhere!
Me – You haven’t moved!
Son – I’m thirsty!
Me – OH EM GEE!! What the heck?
Daughter – (looking on the kitchen counter) Is this it?
Me – OMG!!!! Lets go! (snatching my phone off the counter,
where I’ve previously checked and looked in the drawers below it)
The Story of my Life!